Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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