You surviving the open bar?
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There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Four minutes until I can fart!
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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