You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Who wears a wallet chain?!
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Randomize
