:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
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