That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
