everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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