it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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