The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
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