only if we run a train.
done.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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