first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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