My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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