Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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