Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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