When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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