Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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