once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I'm sobbing to NWA
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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