The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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