i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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