I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
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