I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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