His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
He? As in you personified your dick?
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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