Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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