doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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