The brown eye won't let me do that either.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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