I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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