Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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