sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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