Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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