Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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