He is such a slut. More and more my type.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
this will be a night to untag.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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