so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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