her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Randomize
