I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
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