Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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