Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
At least life still wants to fuck me.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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