plz talk dirty to me
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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