Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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