He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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