just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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