matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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