I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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