So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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