If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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