Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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