I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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