So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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