Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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