Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
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