i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
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