If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Randomize
