and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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